Originally Posted by
AK Bat
Good point. ...Though if I touched a hairy bike in the dark, I'd think twice.
I nearly spat out my water.
Originally Posted by
auchencrow
1- Spatter the top tube and bars with a concoction of red bondo and cooked spaghetti.
2- Allow to dry thoroughly.
3- Mottle with flat green and gloss brown paint.
No one will touch your bike.
Is this supposed to imitate what I think it's supposed to imitate? Cause if so, gross and definitely effective. I'd say an extra lock and a wheel mod in addition to uglifying a bike would be the safest: put solid or locking axles on the wheel, then lock everything to something solid.
I wish I could find the youtube vid where some guy actually rigged his bike so that he could text a phone number and deliver an electric shock to the bicycle frame. the actual implementation didn't seem great, but the idea made me laugh.