Originally Posted by Siu Blue
Oh, no intention of being anything other than the woman (girl, female, la tee da) that I am. It's just that I see a lot of negative things said about comfort bikes and wonder why it was put into such a category as GIRLIE GIRL.
It's called testosterone. If you are good enough and clever enough, you can wait on the side of a road of the city's biggest peloton ride each week, and as the group speeds past, you might just be able to catch a whiff of some of this stuff. If are you REALLY lucky, you might score a snotrocket containing copious quantities of this highly valued hormone. If you do, carefully smear it all over the frame of your bike. In no time at all the testosterone will do its trick, and your she bike will... remain a she bike...
... because testosterone acts on the brains of males to ignite their competitiveness and to elevate them to the statehood of arrogance. Now, I don't have much in the way of testosterone left, and I like girlie utility bikes. Would you like to join *me* for a bikeride and I will show you what I mean?