To cc700,

Have you ever ridden a Vilano? I doesn't sound like it.
"...then complain to us about it?" Who is us? Am I supposed to know?
"Square ain't typical..." Square is typical for road bikes. You're probably thinking track bikes. The Vilano is certainly not a track bike.
"...legs are forever and arms..." Cross country mountain bikes, which are designed for flat/riser bars, have top tubes 1-2 inches longer than a similarly sized road bikes. The Vilano follows this convention, it's ideal for flat bars. As I said, it might be a problem with drops and hoods.
A hipster, no matter what bike they ride, would be walking if anything goes wrong.
The Vilano will fit 700x32 maybe even 700x35. I got some 700x40s that look too big but I haven't actually tried to fit them.