said island should also have (in addition to temperate climate, monkey servants, jousting tournaments, etc) a hilly section, and a flat section. for those days when you're feeling it, and the days you really ain't.
oh yeah, also: a gorilla, to keep all the monkeys in line. we pay him well.
can we make this whole thing happen? please please please please
somebody be stoopid bill gates rich $$$$$$$$ and do this.