Originally Posted by
dcrowell
My bike is six feet away from my desk. So I can admire it instead of getting work done.

My bike is six feet away, leaning against the office printer desk. That way, everybody in the office can admire it while they're not surfing the internet.
Also, the knowledge that everybody in the office knows I cycle to work helps develop that feeling of smug superiority that seems to be part of the commuter psyche.