here's some freaky auctions....

heavy duty riding?

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI....156775893&rd=1

The Ultra Lite Race Bike (it says so in the top tube)

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI....156768383&rd=1

A track (?) bike for Berny...

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI....156037230&rd=1

forget those, this one is MINE !!! (check out the answers to the questions - hilarious)

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI....156791871&rd=1