About a week ago I passed a salmon ninja who was of course, being a salmon riding across fom me on the other side of the road. He was SUCH a Ninja that he apparently had NO reflectors and was COMPLETELY dressed in black. The only reason I saw him was that he momentarily silhouetted a driveway entry light. As I passed him, I told him he was invisible and must be "tired of living." Like all Ninjas, he was silent too.

One night later while driving with multiple lights, some jerk in a pick-up trick screamed at me in a roundabout even though I wasn't blocking him. One dark morning after that, while I was riding on the shoulder (WITH LIGHTS as always) some jerk gave me a long blast of the horn as he flew past. And a coupla nights later I got te same treatment at night. LAST NIGHT, A girl about 21 yrs old right hooked me into the curb as she entered her fitness club. I gave her some $hit and SHOWED her my tail light. "How could you NOT SEE this?" I asked. She appologized and I went on.

Where is the F___ING KARMA!!!???? HOW COME ninjas ALMOST NEVER get harrassed, hooked or injured. I've seen QUITE a few of 'em in my day and NONE other than one idiot teenager who fell OFF his bike (with no help) has ever has a consequence??? And even THAT wasn't as a result of the ninja mentality.

RANT OVER! VENTING COMPLETE!!! We now return you to our regular programing.