Surreal, what are you, 20?
I don't flip bikes because I'd rather buy wood as inexpensive as I can, and work it and make it into something I can sell for as much money as I can.
If I flipped bikes, I'd want to buy as many as cheap as I could, fix them up and sell them for as much as my market would allow.
OOOOhhhh, make money, EVIL!