uh... you might wanna edit that post, bub.... there's no list there! unless that's the entire point... there are no bikes you've narrowed it down to and can afford?

On a serious note, if it's a true "midlife crisis" bike, why not just go custom?

edit: just saw the poll.... my vote goes for the Cervelo. It's pure sex. As much as I love the Orbea... that Cervelo really just catches my eye.