That bike makes me think of a Dr. Seuss contraption.

Bottom Bracket in the air
Can he ride it? Does he dare?
I would not ride that bike alone.
I would not ride it while on the phone.

The chainstays they are wrong way round
Never such a bike I've found.
And the seat tube nearly scrapes the ground
I find this vehicle most unsound!
I will not ride it in the rain
I feel it would be quite a pain--
(especially if my foot slipped off the pedals...)