First they came for the cyclists, but I was silent because....I don't give a rip about Blackhawk. It sounds like Downerville, USA.

And then they came for the Segway owners, but I was silent because they're all weird anyway.

Then they came for the electric and hybrid car owners, but I was silent because I was actually pretty cool with it.

Then they came for the VW Passat owners, but there was no one left to speak for me, as they were all drunk or buzzed out on hydrocodone, and I said to myself: it's all good.

With apologies to Martin Niemuller.