Well, in class today our professor asked about a case we read and randomly called on me to weigh in. I made what I believed to be a rational and prudent synopsis of what I thought had happened. However, instead of exhibiting any approval of my comments, the professor proceeded to verbally ***** me for about 10 minutes. At the conclusion of my carnage he looked at the class and said "if any of you think you understand [it] then you're ****ing delusional."

So for the past couple hours I've been stitching my ******* back together.