Elementary student at school: "I saw you riding your bike!"
Me: "Was I going fast?"
Student: "Yes."
Me: "Good answer."

Student: "What's that thing on your helmet?"
Me: "A mirror?"
Student: "So you can see if the cops are following you?"
Me: "Yep. That's why."

"Why is my name on your bike seat? And they forgot the E" (asked by Brooke)
"Why is my name on your wheels?" (asked by Alex)
"Why did they spell my name wrong on your handlebars?" (asked by Richy)

Parent at school: "So I see you ride your bike to school. You must live here in town."
Me: "No, I live in Davis, actually."
Parent: "That's amazing!"