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Old 12-11-10 | 05:58 PM
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From: The Hinterlands
Originally Posted by Daspydyr
I now have a list of 4 must have manly items:

1. A very good mountain bike.

2. A Bobcat with trencher, back hoe and front blade attachments.

3. A good woman who lets me ride and buy stuff and understands that I have to spend time tuning the bike up and don't want to watch real housewives kinda stuff.

4. A place like Ray's for when the weather is crappy.

That's my list. Did I miss anything?
1. granted

2. The trencher is obviously a not so subtle phallic reference. I dare not speculate what that might signify.

3. A woman should never be used as a yardstick for manliness

4. Ray's is great but other than the name it's not particularly manly. There're plenty of gals ripping there too.
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