My phone just rang... there was some dude with a creepy voice on the other end telling me I was going to have a simultaneous double blowout on my next ride.

And all my CO2 cartridges will be dead.

And my hand pump with be broken.

And my spare tube will have a leak.

I hung up when he started saying something about my cell phone battery being dead as well.

WHY DID I READ THIS THREAD?!?!?!?!?!?