Thanks for all the ideas. Here is what me and the GF have come up with. We are going to move the bed into the spare (bird) room and I will move my desk and clothes out of that room and into the old bedroom. Then, there will be enough room for the bikes in the old bedroom. The bird is a parakeet, and we and his several deceased friends have shared many a room over the years, going back to my days living in boarding houses, so this should not be a problem. I would love to hang the bikes, but our house has this odd tiled ceiling thing, that just doesn't seem to have studs. I think this house might be made out of cardboard, but I am not sure. This set-up should work out well. If not, I'll be building a shed.