Reminds me of an email passed around several years ago, called something like "Baby Boomers - Then and Now". One of my favorites:
Then: Getting out to a new, hip joint.
Now: Getting a new hip joint.
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Last edited by Yen; 12-19-10 at 12:23 PM.