You could move here
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As for the weather, I'm pretty much miserable right now. I'm off until after New Years and have yet to get a ride in. We're due to get rain until tomorrow and then dry out for a few days only to get hit again next week. Not exactly what most of us down in SoCal are used to, but we're a tough bunch. We'll suffer along and find something else to do. FWIW, I would HTFU but being made of sugar and all, I'm sure I would melt.