Originally Posted by
RUOkie
And I thought I was done with the throwing up in my mouth.

My apologies. I never knew if it really was poop or not. The snow looked mostly white in the moonlight, but there was something off about it.
Originally Posted by
shovelhd
Incorrect. Great story. You must have looked like Ralphie in that suit.
The jumpsuit made me look like a toddler dressed for disco. My mother did have a tendency to overdress me to go outside in the cold the point of looking like Mr. Bib, so this is still correct.
Originally Posted by
coasting
did this scar you for life?
It must have, because I can't remember things that happened last week, but I remember that event from 30 years ago clear as a bell.
Originally Posted by
Tulex
Don't you make cow costumes now? I can't remember what they were......