Originally Posted by fauxtoes
now that's what I'm talking about- If I don't buy the bike, I actually may die an early death- there is no other way around it!
The ramifications of not buying that bike are far reaching........
You will still be wishing you bought that beautiful bike while you are on your death bed !!
If the craving for the bike you did not buy makes you hard to live with it may ruin your marriage and ruin the life of others. You kids will be desperate and turn to a life of crime. They will die alone and in jail. After being abused in prison. The bike shop runs out of money and the whole family has to become beggars.
It is the civic and moral duty of any reasonable person to buy that bike. To do otherwise would be immoral and selfish. Get over there and buy that bike right now !!