Only on one4one. They don't hand the title of "Mrs" out to just anyone, you know. Only those of us of the female gender. And I'm actually divorced, but some of my students have been my students longer than my ex has been my ex, so they're still using the Mrs. with my name.

I will also admit a clear fetish for rainbow bikes. My first was a rainbow Free Spirit with a banana seat (you wanna talk fades? The entire spectrum is a fade!) and I once saw a Landshark somewhere with a rainbow fade that made me a bit weak. Rainbow anything, actually. You should see my sock drawer, and I actually appear regularly in public in a rainbow windbreaker. With the rainbow socks.