I'm so fast I could smell bacon sizzling when I blew by you with all that heat. That type of overly obvious stuff actually sometimes works in the sticks much the same way overly sexist James Bond lines occasionally get a laugh from the ladies. The world would be a much better place if crime constituted a very occasional noise pollution offense. I had a car load of homies pin me against the curb cursing and pointing weapons out the windows in front of the police mechanical shop. Nice neighborhood located scenically between downtown and some more affluent shops.

You have reminded me of my first encounter with 5-0 in Eugene OR. We stopped in the park a block or so from REI and were treated to a good two hours of live entertainment by a naked male on a bicycle outwitting everything in the forces arsenal. I believe we counted 5 loops through the park to mass appeal. The last seeing him tackled and brought under control. In keeping with your point we left very quickly as many many officers were surrounding and cordoning off the area. Might as well start flashing recent photos with the barefoot bandit at that point.