I started grad school with my old huffy rigid mountain bike that I got when I was 13. I learned about there being nice local mountain bike trails and got a Kona mountain bike, then another. The bike rack on my car at the time only held two bikes so I left the huffy behind locked to the dorm rack with a U-lock and a cable lock. I figured I'd be back in a couple of months to pick it up. 9 years later, and I still never made it back

I doubt it is still there, but it would be funny to see it still locked up. I still have the keys to the locks...hell I don't even want the bike back but the locks weren't bad.