Originally Posted by billyymc

This one time I was riding home from work when I spotted two riders in the distance. I totally cranked up the wattage and hammered until i was right up behind them. The one in front was probably around 70, but the one in back, she was a good five years younger. I stayed right on her wheel and waited until we came to a 150 yard climb and I attacked. We were almost to the summit when they mounted a counter attack, but at that point the road narrowed and cars were coming and I was able to force both of them into the ditch. I yelled "HTFU" in my best Wilford Brimley voice as I sped down the backside, reaching almost 17mph at one point.