I admit it. I'm not really a Chinese communist. I am actually a white anglo-saxon male Even worse, I'm Australian. The horror!

I also would like to take this opportunity to state that I will no longer make fun of Texans, Taiwanese Nationalists, Capitalists, Japanese cooking shows, Schezwan cooking, the English, short Italian pro cyclists, Italian cyclists who may or may not take drugs, the Chinese womens basket ball team, the politically correct, dwarves, or the Disney Company.

I fully admit that ths list may not be extensive enough and I would like to say to anyone else I may have inadvertantly offended that I'm truly sorry, except for proponents of unisex bikes, who can go and bite their bum.