Don't know what part you thought was a joke, but I wasn't joking about a thing.

If you had experience with both you would know which of the two smokes is more harmful to your health. Hint: it's not the natural stuff. Some people want to believe that just because it's prohibited it's harmful. It's exactly the opposite. There are proven health benefits to using it. Do you think they would give it to cancer patients if it was harmful or carcinogenic?