Milk crate...


If your bag flops around it's too small(counter-intuitive) and low, but a large bag will wrap around you. Alternatively consider a more supportive choice in undergarments.

I've never used carabiners because the bag rests high and tight, like a tiger on my back... it's not a purse i'm trying to clip to my belt, lol.

Get a bag with good padding, so when you stick your big heavy junk in there it doesn't poke you like your ***friend does at 3am. Also consider cambuckle and chest-straps... u know a f'n messenger bag