Nice choice of weaponry.

On another I must confess that I've once harassed a motorist before. It was during a left turn, in a large intersection, so there were 2 left turn lanes. I was in the lane before a civic si; the dumb blond cut me off during the turn and kept on honking. I let her pass by going dangerously into the middle between both lanes before my rear tire tasted her bumper. I flipped her off and she had the nerve to drive ahead then stop twice abruptly so I would have a sudden stop or crash into her. Too bad she sucked at road rage, and I managed to grab hold of the pathetic excuse for a spoiler on her SI while her SI. She basically freaked out and started yelling profanity out of her window, as she couldn't drive that fast as there was traffic ahead of her. I ended up keying her trunk and spoiler and loosening the spoiler by pulling on it with force. I still look for that blue SI these days.