ten minutes on Craigslist:
Giant XTC NRS 3 - $435
I'd ride that with slicks and smile sh|tfaced the whole way.
Beautiful Vintage Peugeot Record Du Monde Road Bike - $240
Nice, heavy, but nice, with new tires and tubes
Trek 1000SL - $400
With pump, seat bag+patch kit and spare tube.
Which one? Duh... the third one, right?