rdtompki, if you are successful at developing the ability to shovel manure in an ambidextrous fashion, then you will be qualified for and should run for a seat in the U.S. House of Representatives or the U.S. Senate. There are quite a few up there who are very skilled in that endeavor.
Now back to the spirit of the OP, we're about to get another batch of #@!&%#!! here in Arkansas on Wednesday. Our temperatures are running a good deal below average for the last three weeks or so. The last batch of white @#!^&$##! has just about melted, and now we're in for more.

Me and the bikes have a good case of cabin fever