Reminds me of the story from Bob & Tom....
Guy in an import car is crawling through a "Slow -- Construction" zone, and is stopped right next to the "SLOW" sign holder. Decides to be smartass:
"Hey, tough job, eh, Slow Guy?"
SG: "You need ta shut up, you're drivin' a foreign car, that cost somebody a JOB!"
SmartA: "You know, you can be replaced...by a bucket of SAND!"
Love that gag.
Let's see that rider run down a sand bucket.
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