Another serious answer. I had a nasty 30 mph crash on my Cervelo R3. It was fine and I rode it for another four years. Then the BB shell came unbonded and Cervelo replaced it under warranty (actually I paid the difference and got an R3SL).
A teammate brought his new used R3 on a group ride and there was a slow speed pileup. Normally not a problem but a "large sprinter dude" landed the wrong way on his frame and cracked it.
He got it repaired by Calfee and rides it now.

Cabon frame repair is often cheaper than Ti or steel frame repair.