lol trust me, everyone knows i don't play hockey...at least hockey players don't get road rash as they're mostly covered up...they get bloody face injuries...like one poor shmuck on the Habs these days...puck in the face and he looks like frankenstein! ugh! but they at least tend to keep most of their skin and don't have to walk around all skinned like a rabbit...ew.
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You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar. That's great...if you want to attract vermin.