Not only as a female who rides fixed but also as a female in general, I find crap like this really embarrassing. The way she divides us "Fixie Chicks" (this alone gives me the idiot shivers) into 4 tidy little subcategories and then proceeds to list the rules and set of necessary characteristics which makes one fall comfortably into one of those predetermined little facets of an already overhyped subculture is both laughable and sad.

"Fixie Chicks are divided into four distinct strata" so whatever you do girls, don't get caught riding your bike without wearing one of the uniforms and acting accordingly!