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Old 03-08-11, 11:18 AM
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Just the highlights
  • A kitten... alive and she didn't like being carried in a handlebar bag
  • A paring knife
  • Several wallets
  • Some luggage
  • A rear wheel for a bike
  • All kinds of tools
  • A surprisingly small amount of cash
  • A bike...returned to the owner who had biffed his head and couldn't remember where he had crashed and stashed the bike

Those are the G rated things. The X-rated things are
  • A blow up doll
  • A guy and a girl doing the wild thing against a tree
  • A guy, with his pants down standing outside, and a girl doing the wild thing in a pickup...in November
And, finally, 4 teenagers buck nekid doing the wild thing beside a mountain bike trail. One of the guys yelled "****!" as I bombed around the corner. I look down and said "Looks like."
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