Lexus driver shouting thru passenger window: You didn't stop at that last stop sign.
Me: You didn't either.
LD: Yeah, I did!
Me: Nope, I watched. You slowed, but never stopped. I chose not to pretend-stop, is all. (Stop light turns green)
LD (pulling away): You need to get off the street!!
Me: So does your mom. (I know he heard me because he slammed on his brakes, nearly stopped, and then drove off, while giving me the finger.)