#1) I still don't understand texting when calling and actually speaking to the other person seems soooo much easier. Yes, I'm on the up side of a generation gap.

#2) The fountain lady. "Bailiff, whack her pee-pee". Cuz, frankly, if you're that dumb, you deserve to get laughed at. Here's another idiot who sued over his own idiocy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmRN00KbCr8

#3) My personal pet peeve is the people in the grocery store who park their carts in the middle of the aisle. *aaaargghhh*