For those of you who ride between Ventura and Ojai: on Santa Ana Road just before the climb up to Lake Casitas there is a store, on Burnham. Two houses or so before the store on your right as you head north, is a wooden fence with a "house" behind it. There's a sign, something about being guarded by a shotgun. Some yahoos in a red Honda or similar car (I saw them parked there) didn't like whatever I grunted as they said hi when I went by, chased me up the hill, threw some liquid on me and sped off. Knowing where (I thought) they lived, I went back down the hill to get a look at the address (can't imagine NOW what I thought that would be good for) and got engaged in a lively discussion with the female POS that apparently lives there. She must have called them and they met me head on on another road and ran me off the road. I zipped up to a gas station on Ventura Ave. and Santa Ana Blvd in Oakview Called the police. In the meantime, female POS comes scouting for me in another car that I saw in the driveway, a white 50's or late 40's antique something or other. She hangs out at the gas station while I wait in the back of the store for the police. Officer comes, I give my story, he asks, "what do you want me to do?" I said, "make sure I get out of the area safely". So he goes out and confronts the female while my wife comes from Ventura to take me out of there.

These are truly f***ed up folks, my friends, please be careful.