Part of why I picked my bike is so that I don't have to do mechanical screwing around. I need another hobby like I need another hole in my head! There are a bunch of solutions if you're willing to fiddle, but I'm not. The OP said right up front that he's not willing to fiddle either.

(I'm not because I know where that leads... and there's no way my landlady will let me have enough power tools to really be happy.)