Old 06-09-05 | 08:14 AM
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Originally Posted by otoman
I agree with your partner. She had probably driven down to the McDonald's, parked as close to the door as she could and Super sized the Triple Big Mac Value Meal (with extra Special Sauce please). Because of her self-destructive eating habits, she is totally revolted by her own body. Her subsequent case of mild depression caused not only by her morbid obesity, but by her lazy, good-for nothing, wife-beater wearing, Neanderthal of a husband (who she married at 16 1/2 years old, and who is equally revolted by her body) causes her to lash out at someone who looks so damn GOOD in Lycra shorts. Pedal on girl!
Seriously funny stuff Otoman...you likely nailed it. Jealousy fuels so much anger. Like most on here we understand why you were on the road versus the trail. A dumb fat lady (or man) feeling brave behind 2 tons of steel likely won't share our view however. Many hate cyclists because it represents what they are not...they couldn't ride 1/8th of a mile without being winded. Plus if you are a cute couple out having fun together and she was ugly and alone...that would promote further anger on her part.
I would have told her to go f#ck herself.
George
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