Seeing as DiabloScott beat me to it, I'll fill in with a supplementary photo
Bonus points if you are caked with mud as well. Normal dirt or road spray from riding on paved roads doesn't qualify.
This was technically 'regular road spray' but more the kind you get from desperately drafting behind your much better in shape/equipped friend for 85 km in the rain. I wish it was zoomed in a little more, I was completely grey.
me on the right