I want to do a list like everyone else.

I like otherwise NJS bikes with risers.
...but I have the hardest hardon for super reasonable, economical builds. Like, I squealed with delight at that Pake with moustache bars in the "Post Pictures of Your SSFG" or whatever thread.
I blow stop signs all the ****ing time.
I look like an idiot in my helmet.
I can't really skid at all under normal conditions. Maybe it's my 35mm tyres? That's what I'll keep telling myself.
I've pulled my rear wheel one thousand times, and I don't think it's because of my Brobdingnagian quads.
I used a thesaurus to write this post.