I love riding DRUNK.
Aerospokes are hella cool.
I got a scratch on my TT and it bothers me daily.
I'd cover my bike in stickers.
I encourage all my close friends who don't have bikes to get a bike (fixed) just so I have people to ride with.
Dusty old road bikes don't do anything for me.
I want a bossy looking phil woods hub, just to have a bossy looking phil woods hub.
I cover my brooks saddle with the brooks saddle cover.
Hope to find a hipster-styled tattooed babe that also rides, to ride with.
I've always found BMX bikes to be cool, but I skate so I don't like most BMXers, or when they roll up to the parks/thrash our spots.
Cruising down streets in our nice bikes is really cool to me, love the attention.
I scratch my pubes then smell my fingers, after sex.

A lot of what y'all already said I feel the same way about. (Like STARING at my bike, for a long time.)

Edit: I wanna SLAP the dude at my LBS when he makes corny suggestions about what I should get/assumes I fit every stereotype about fixed gear riders. i.e: "Totally pimp yellow deep Vs, man." or "You can just throw it in your messenger bag" He goes back on his words every time I'm like "F*ck no, dude. That's wack." Tool.