-I can't trackstand worth a crap, but I still try it at almost every light and almost always end up nearly falling over, then play it off like I meant to.
-I think Aerospokes are completely impractical and make your bike a huge theft target, but I want a white 5-spoked one SO badly.
-I finally learned how to bust mad skidz and now do so far too much.
-I'm afraid to take the brake off my bike.
-I secretly hope people look at me as I ride by.
-Hipster girls turn me on.