Sorry to resurrect this thread again, but my under the weather bag finally got here (gd US customs) and I'm SOOOOOOO happy!
It's huge- actually a little hard for someone my size to wear when it's still stiff and new, but it will wear in fine and feel great once I've put a few miles on it, I'm sure.
Super special ultra thanks to Sam et al, who custom stitched this for me with reflective bee wings AND even put in the strap a vintage 1978 Crown Victoria seat belt buckle.
Boo-yeah!