Under the stairs in the building. Facilities even got me a rubber mat to park on without me asking.
@Colleen: Kickstand FTW. OK, you may get barred from every bike shop if you put a kickstand on a $3500 bike. I'm very confident that I'll never own a $3500 bike (if someone gave me one I'd sell it and use the money to go to Hawaii or something), so I wouldn't know.
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Work: the 8 hours that separates bike rides.