I soak in a hot tub with epsom salt (and bath soap) after (most) rides (lots of salt for 20 minutes minimum)
First you have way to much time on your hands...I barely have time to ride in my life and take a 30 second shower
I shave my balls but not the crease between balls and legs (shaving has nothing to do with cycling but I learned not to shave the crease cuz occasional stubble can be uncomfortable)
saddle sores are pusslike ingrown hairs so deal with them the same way you deal with pimples,
way too much information
you butt is gonna thank you
No it's not
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more about butt hair. when i did get saddle sores I got them at the pressure points on my butt where the saddle pressed against my skin in the same spot for the whole ride. so again get up out of the saddle and shift those shorts giving those little hairs a break. I also trim the hair length on my butt using an electric hair trimmer set to the longest setting. this reduces the length of the hairs without shaving them off. the ladies will appreciate a less hairy butt as well. in fact while you're at it guys keep going, the ladies really don't like a hairy mess anywhere.