ha! this is nothing. when your wife threatens divorce due to the laundry room takeover and when you actually start trying to organize and even you are discovering stuff you didnt know you had -- then you have a problem.
a little better...

about 10% of the 'stuff' worth keeping


in that first pic behind the laundry room door there is 5 frames and about 7 wheelsets. all the drawers and cabinets pictured are full and there are two more of those plastic organizer things to the right.