Originally Posted by
Ultraspontane
Yeah, you hear traffic noise, but you also hear birds chirping, the water running in the creeks, the lovely sound of your tires spinning, and
you're not distracted by music blasting in your ears. Do you need earbuds when you wipe your ass, too? 
So you are saying that you are not capable of listening to music and wiping your ass at the same time.
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