Install clipless. Go to parking lot to practice, girlfriend comes to watch me fall over and laugh at me. I learn to clip in and out, ride around, don't fall over at all. I'm happy, girlfriend is dissappointed. I gloat. We ride to grocery store, girlfriend walks in front door while I watch her bike. I play around with pedals, fall over while standing still. Everyone at the entrance to the store laughs at me.